Ever since I first laid eyes on this hottie, I said to myself "Aarg, that Sarah Silverman chick is a foxy lass" Because I'm only a pirate in my own mind, so I only ever say things like arg, and lass in places that arent real. I like Sarah because she is skinny, what the fuck is wrong with liking a girl because she is skinny eh? Honestly, who fucks fat chicks when you're not drunk or married? Sarah Silverman can mouth off and bust a guys balls and still look hot while she is doing it. And who wants some prissy chick that is afraid to move lest her make-up falls off.
Sarah doesnt look all fragile like a pussy (no pun intended) because she looks like she can take a beating without bleeding all over my clean carpet. The woman has a pretty face and a dirty mouth. She's rude, crude, and not politically correct. If a woman was ever politically correct with me, I wouldnt punch her in the nose, that would be too nice for the bitch. I would place her neck in front of my left tire and slowly run the cunt over as I lean out my door to kick her in the teeth on my way through.
Thats why Sarah is even more attractive. She doesnt put on airs and act high and mighty just because she has tits and a clit. She proves that she can earn what she wants, instead of begging for it like some teenage twit letting horny dipshits hand everything to her on a silver platter. And she's jewish. So you dont have to listen to all that bullshit christian propaganda telling you that you are going to hell for fucking her in the ass.
I could handle banging a girl who wrote skits for saturday night live. She does some funny shit for Conan, and this makes me want her more still.
That tiny little frame of hers and that dirty mouth that she has just gets me going.
She also understands that the "Your mom" joke will ALWAYS be funny.
"I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."
So I stole that quote without permission, but I dont care Sarah Silverman is a fox.