I missed GWAR tonight.
I dont knw whay. I really wanted to see them, but none of my friends wanted to go. Alex from slug could have gotten me in on the guest list. I guess I wanted to be a loser more than I wanted to goto the concert.
So instead I went to trolley wing company and missed out on wings. I was very dissappointed. I wanted some wing s pretty badly. so bad that I ran the whole way. ti was exhausting.
I shoudnt type after drinking.
I drank under the water tower. ordered a pizza, a couple people showed up after closing and we smoked cigarettes and drank beer. the small shack filled with a smokey haze before we couold open the door te inhale some fresh air to take a break from the beer and the shitty dominoes pizza that we had been eating.
I was drinking kings peak porter. its a nice dark beer. some good stuff.
after the drinking at trolley, we walked over to green street and drank some more. dollar drafts were in effect and there were some girls upstairs playing pool and a couple of girls sitting next to us. also a group of people at a table and some dude playing guitar onstage. yeah cool, another guitar player woohoo. everybody plays the fucking guitar, c'mon. its not like he was special or anything.
drink some more beer. I get an amber bock that tastes like fucking apples, explaing my job as a cab driver to the attractive girls next to me. one girl has matched her green shoes with her green shirt with her green purse with her green jacket with her green earrings.wow. amazing coordination.
she informs me later on that her bra and panties are not green so I smile and nod drunkenly. they were black. who know s what that means these days
the guys head back to the trolley. I stay with the girls to escort them bak to the trolley. then we spend enough time to drink a few beers and that wasfun.
we spent some time talking about how girls love to have their assholes licked and the sort and the guys were all homophobic and stuff saying that they would never let a girl stick her tongue in their assholes. whatever, the girls knew that they were full of it.
Anyway, i drink, have a good time, get a couple of nubers, it looks like one girl has a boyu but neither her friend nor I really care and neither does she so I will call them both this week for some company being the wannabe gentleman that I am.
get a ride home in a cab, come back here and do this... the website thing. I hope you all enjoy. mwah.
heres a napkin for ya