came across something interesting, thought i might share
begin code
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#ident"@(#)Hello World - hello reality"
#include <stdio.h>
#include <media.h>
#include <worldreligions.h>
#include <bitterness.h>
#include <sarcasm.h>
main()
{
printf "";
}
i have been disenchanted by the media placing guilt in my heart like an alien birthing from my chest dont have a homecooked meal? then you my friend are part of the minority. why not become part of the crowd today? get yourself a nice girlfriend. you will shame yourself for not having one, stop by today and instantly you will have the home of your dreams, the dreams that we have been feeding to you since birth but dont fret. if you were left to your own design of happiness, then you would be full of dissapointments and letdowns <gasps> <oh no's> economize, fit your lifes ambition into a capsule a capsulated moment that we can recreate forever and ever live the same day of your life for eternity no variety? to us that means NO STRESSES why complicate your life when your happiness can be lived through slavery. slavery is not the BAD that historians have portrayed it to be. it is the happiness of never having to make a decision again want all the experiences of making a decision? no worries, decision making can be virtualized to your own personal reality keeping everything running smoothly dont have the love of your life? then get with the program and sign up today we offer countless religions that will fill you with guilt (read motivation) to find that "perfect" partner for life. why the partner you ask? it doubles our profits!!! in fact it even triples and quadruples our profits once we have programmed you to have kids. have you ever watched a movie or a television commercial and felt that "lonely feeling" when you see that happy couple playing with their kids? well why not? it was designed to get you to buy on an emotional basis that ties into your instinct to procreate. ingenious. so if you catch yourself feeling down. just remember folks ITS NOT YOUR FUCKING REALITY! its by design. design. design your own fucking recipe for happiness and fuck the rest. who says you need kids to be happy? NOBODY, just dead people in dead books from dead gods. cant get to heaven without a wife? well FUCK 'EM. life is so much happier without the constraints once you have dissillusioned yourself gimme a frozen burrito and a coke please who needs these fucking ridiculous appeals for reason through 'family' fight back for your reality fight back for the right to be happy without those cherished memories held dear by those who have been successfully programmed destroy the blue screens of virtual reality surrounding your sight. tear away the illusion of the unified dream write your own code program your own reality war hate discord